- Previously on Warehouse 13... 之前喺《倉庫13》...
- So...Our own Warehouse doctor, huh? 咁...我哋倉庫自己嘅醫生，係咪？
You like her. Ask the woman out. 你鍾意佢。約佢出去啦。
- Do you wanna come with me for a little walk? - 你想唔想同我去散吓步？
- I'd like that. - 好呀。
- Who was hugo miller? - A brilliant man. - Hugo Miller係邊個？ - 一個好叻嘅人。
He's...Retired. 佢...退休咗。
- Artie, half of his brain is burnt out. - Artie，佢半個腦都燒壞咗。
- Time to set things right. - 係時候搞返掂件事。
- Thank you, agent Nielsen. - I'm so glad you're back. - 多謝你，Nielsen探員。 - 好開心你返咗嚟。
- Hello there. - 你好。
Sally stukowski, fbi. Sally Stukowski，FBI。
- You've done well. - 你做得好。
[siren wailing] [警笛聲]
- Another one? What is this? - 又一個？搞咩呀？
- She's in p.E.A. Down two minutes. - 佢喺P.E.A.，停咗兩分鐘。
- Bp's 90 over 50. Pulse ox has dropped to 82. - 血壓90 over 50，血氧跌到82。
- Amp of epi. - Page hillard upstairs. - 打一針腎上腺素。 - Call Hillard上嚟。
[chink] [噹]
- Damn it! Just like the others. - 頂！同之前嗰啲一樣。
- She's in v-fib. - Charge the paddle to 50. - 佢心室纖維顫動。 - 電擊器set到50。
Okay, and... Clear. 好，準備...Clear。
- What the hell? - 搞咩鬼？
[flatline tone] [直線心跳聲]
- I've never seen anything like it. - 我從來未見過咁嘅嘢。
It's why I called the cdc. 所以我call咗疾控中心。
- You did the right thing to call us. - 你call我哋係啱嘅。
I'm gonna bring in a consultant. 我會搵個顧問嚟。
I think he'll be very helpful, I'm sure. 我覺得佢會好幫到手，我肯定。
- Thanks. - Yeah. - 唔該。 - 係。
- Artie, where are you going - Artie，半夜三更你去邊？
In the middle of the night? [33] - 哈...哈哈。
- Ah...Ha ha.
Nowhere. No place. Why? 冇地方。冇呀。點解咁問？
- Is that the coat I got you? - 呢件係我買俾你嗰件褸？
- This coat? Uh...So what? Yeah. - 呢件褸？吓...咁又點？係呀。
- Is that a clean shirt? - Uh...No, it's not. - 件衫係乾淨㗎？ - 吓...唔係。
Um... - Did you trim your eyebrows? 嗯... - 你修剪咗眉毛？
- Hmm? No. - 吓？冇。
- What's that smell? - 乜嘢味？
- [sniffing] - [索鼻]
- What? I don't... Smell anything. - 咩？我冇...聞到任何嘢。
- Exactly. You primped. - 就係囉。你扮靚咗。
[gasps] [吸氣]
You're going to see dr. Vanessa! 你係去見Vanessa醫生！
- Who's...Dr. Vanessa? - 邊個...Vanessa醫生？
- No one. - Oh, wow. - 冇人。 - 嘩。
I have never had a lie hurt before. 我從來未試過聽大話聽到心痛。
- She's the Warehouse physician. - 佢係倉庫嘅醫生。
- And...Artie's... - 同埋...Artie嘅...
Girly girlfriend. 女朋友仔。
- Uh, yeah. Dr. Calder feels - 嗯，係。Calder醫生覺得
That there is an artifact 有件神器
That may be causing trouble 可能搞緊事
In a hos... [object clatters] 喺一間醫... [物件跌落地]
...Pital in utah. ...院喺猶他州。
And she has asked me, a colleague, to consult, 佢請我，一個同事，去做顧問，
And that is it! 就係咁多！
And now, if you will excuse me! 而家，唔該借過！
Did I not leave enough food in your bowl? 我冇留夠食物喺你個碗度咩？
- I'm coming with you. - Why? No. Why? - 我同你一齊去。 - 點解？唔好。點解？
- A hospital, Artie? There will be blood. - 醫院喎，Artie？實有血㗎。
When you faint, 到你暈嘅時候，
Someone's gonna have to break your fall. 總要有人扶住你。
- Ohh... Fine. Fine. - 唉...好。好。
All right. 得啦。
- Are you wearing spanx? - Stop looking at me. - 你係咪著緊塑身褲？ - 唔好望我。
What are you do--just-- 你做緊咩--你--
Oh! Hi. 哦！嗨。
We came as quickly as we could. 我哋盡快趕過嚟。
- Yeah. That's record time. - 係，破咗紀錄。
- Oh, blue scrubs. They quite...Become you. - 哦，藍色手術袍。幾...襯你。
I mean, it brings out the blue in your eyes and-- 我意思係，襯到你對藍眼睛--
- Oh, thank you. - Cough, cough, - 哦，多謝。 - 咳，咳，
Said the uncomfortable young person. 個尷尬嘅年輕人話。
- So...Uh, what brings us to the great salt lake... - 咁...點解我哋嚟到大鹽湖...
- Oh, a series of very unusual deaths. - 哦，一連串好唔尋常嘅死亡事件。
They called us, so called you-- - I'm sorry. 佢哋call我哋，所以call你-- - 唔好意思。
They know about the Warehouse? [cell phone chimes] 佢哋知道倉庫嘅事？ [手機鈴聲]
- No, no, vanessa was also on staff at the cdc. - 唔係，唔係，Vanessa之前都喺疾控中心做過。
Sorry. - Oh, oh, I get it. 唔好意思。 - 哦，哦，我明。
So the cdc is your bruce wayne daytime face, 即係疾控中心係你Bruce Wayne嘅日頭身份，
But you spend your dark knights with the Warehouse. 但係夜晚你就同倉庫一齊。
- I gotcha. - She takes great pride - 我明。 - 佢好自豪
In making references neither of us will ever understand, so... 成日講啲我哋兩個都聽唔明嘅典故，所以...
- Riddle me this, batgirl. - 考吓你，蝙蝠女。
- Is that a heart? - It was. - 呢個係心臟？ - 以前係。
- I don't get it. She smoked five packs a day? - 我唔明。佢一日食五包煙？
Why is it all... Cracked and dry? 點解會咁...裂開同乾晒？
- I sent a tissue sample to my lab. - 我送咗組織樣本去我實驗室。
One of the technicians 有個技術員
Who spends his weekends as an amateur botanist 週末做開植物學家
Made a really strange discovery. 發現咗好奇怪嘅嘢。
The heart muscle has actually metamorphosed 心臟肌肉竟然變咗
Into diatomaceous earth. 做矽藻土。
- What? - 吓？
- Uh, kidneys, spleen, lungs... - 腎、脾、肺...
All this woman's organs have turned to clay. 呢個女人所有器官都變咗做泥。
- Clay? And...You say there are others? - 泥？同埋...你話仲有其他人？
- We may be facing an artifact outbreak. - 我哋可能面對緊神器爆發。
[ringing] [鈴聲]
[ringing dies out] [鈴聲消失]
- Aah! - Aah! - 呀！ - 呀！
[Peter muttering] [Peter喃喃自語]
- Artie's bedroom! - Ho ho ho ho! - Artie間房！ - 呵呵呵呵！
- Why are we in Artie's bedroom naked? - 點解我哋喺Artie間房冇著衫？
- I don't know. - 我唔知。
Why were you in bed with me? 點解你會同我瞓喺床？
- I was not in bed with you! Yu were in bed with me! - 我冇同你瞓！係你同我瞓！
Naked! - You're naked too. 冇著衫！ - 你都冇著衫。
- [whimpers] - [嗚咽]
- And why are you blonde? - 同埋點解你變咗金髮？
- I'm not blond! Oh, my god! - 我唔係金髮！天啊！
Oh, my god, I'm blond! What did you do? 天啊，我係金髮！你做咗啲咩？
- No! Hey, don't blame me! I mean, I'm good, - 唔好！喂，唔好賴我！我係好叻，
But I've never changed a woman's hair color. 但我從來未試過改女人頭髮顏色。
- Pete, we--we--we did not... - Pete，我哋--我哋--我哋冇...
We did not do it, did we? 我哋冇搞過，係咪？
- I don't remember. - 我唔記得。
- Did we get drunk? - No! No. - 我哋飲醉咗？ - 唔係！唔係。
No. I-I know hangovers, 唔係。我識宿醉係點，
And I do not feel hung over. 我而家唔覺得宿醉。
- There...Must be some simple explanation - 應該...有個簡單解釋
Why you and I would be in bed. 點解你同我會喺床上面。
Together. 一齊。
Naked. 冇著衫。
With Artie's toothbrush. 拎住Artie嘅牙刷。
- All the victims are female? - 所有死者都係女人？
- So far, yeah. I-I ordered a dna analysis, - 暫時係。我叫咗做DNA分析，
But that's gonna take a few days. 但要幾日先有結果。
- Days we don't have. - 我哋冇咁多日。
But what we do have is... 但我哋有嘅係...
- Or, is that her original dna sequencer? - 定係，呢個係佢原本嘅DNA排序機？
- Yeah, it is. - Whose? - 係呀。 - 邊個㗎？
- Well, watson and crick, they won a nobel prize - Watson同Crick，佢哋攞咗諾貝爾獎
For their proposal of the double helix nature of dna. 因為提出DNA雙螺旋結構。
But all of their work was based entirely on the research of-- 但佢哋所有研究都係建基於--
- Rosalind franklin, my personal hero. - Rosalind Franklin，我嘅個人偶像。
- Brava, doctor. - Thank you. - 好嘢，醫生。 - 多謝。
- Oh, it's like watching golden gossip girls. - 哦，好似睇緊黃金八卦女。
I'll go do something. 我去做啲嘢先。
- Thank you. - 多謝。
- Artie...
I really enjoyed our walk. 我好鍾意我哋嗰次散步。
The one we took-- - Me too. 我哋去嗰次-- - 我都係。
It was probably the best walk I ever...Walked. 可能係我散過最好嘅步。
In fact, it was such a successful promenade 事實上，嗰次散步咁成功
That I was thinking perhaps... 我諗緊或者...
We should take it to the next level? 我哋可以進一步？
- A jog? - 慢跑？
- Well, you know, I-I could buy shorts. - 你知啦，我可以買短褲。
- Artie, I was kidding. - [laughs] - Artie，我講笑咋。 - [笑]
- I think dinner would be nice. - 我覺得食餐飯會唔錯。
- Right. - 啱。
- When we get to the bottom of this. - 等我哋查清楚呢件事先。
- Of course. - 當然。
Of course. 當然。
- This will prove that we didn't do anything. - 呢個會證明我哋冇做過任何嘢。
- You got it? - I know how - 你搞掂咗？ - 我知點用
The durational spectrometer works. 時間光譜儀。
- No, it's--it's the-- okay. All right. - 唔係，係--係個--好。得啦。
- Right? And this--okay. - 係咪？同埋呢個--好。
- There ya go. Fast-forward, will you? - 得啦。快轉，好嗎？
- Okay. - 好。
Okay, so far so... 好，暫時冇...
You know, we're just... Great. 你知啦，我哋只係...幾好。
- Oh...Look, we're--we're spooning. - 哦...睇吓，我哋--我哋喺度攬住。
- No. We're not. - 唔係。我哋冇。
I'm fast-forwarding. - All right. 我快轉緊。 - 好。
- Are you drooling? - That's sweat. - 你係咪流口水？ - 係汗。
- Look at you. You're, like, wrestling. - 睇吓你。你好似喺度摔角。
You're a bed hog! - I know. 你瞓覺好霸道！ - 我知。
- Ooh! Almost saw one of the tetons. - 嘩！差啲見到其中一個山峰。
[laughs] [笑]
Well...[stammers] - This is not funny! 嗯...[口窒] - 呢啲唔好笑！
- Could be. Could be. - 可能係。可能係。
- Were you making a phone call? - 你係咪打緊電話？
- Uh, yeah. Maybe I ordered a pizza. - 嗯，係。可能我叫咗pizza。
Well, nada on the nooky. 好，冇搞嘢嘅證據。
- But this only shows the last five hours. - 但呢個只係顯示最後五個鐘。
I mean, stuff could have happened before...That. 我意思係，之前可能發生過嘢。
- Okay, but who did I call, - 好，但我打俾邊個，
And what does Artie's toothbrush mean? 同埋Artie嘅牙刷代表咩？
[Farnsworth buzzing] [Farnsworth響]
Artie. - What's going on there? Artie。 - 你哋搞咩？
- Nothing! Nobody had sex. - What? - 冇嘢！冇人搞過嘢。 - 吓？
- Nothing. Just me jokin' around! - 冇嘢。我講笑咋！
- Jokin' around! - 講笑！
- Why are you calling? - I'm returning your call. - 你做咩打嚟？ - 我覆你電話咋。
- We didn't call you, Artie. - 我哋冇打俾你，Artie。
- That wasn't Pete singing the pina colada song - 凌晨三點唱《Pina Colada》歌留言俾我嘅
On my voicemail at 3:00 in the morning? 唔係Pete咩？
- Oh! - 哦！
[laughs] that! - Right. Yeah. [笑] 嗰個呀！ - 係。係。
- Yeah, well... - Well... - 係囉... - 咁...
- Do you like... Taking walks in the rain? - 你鍾唔鍾意...雨中散步？
- [sighs] it-- - [嘆氣] 呢個--
Myka, did you do something to your hair? Myka，你係咪整咗頭髮？
- No. It always looks like this. - 冇。我成日都係咁㗎。
- Artie, um, does your toothbrush mean anything to you? Artie，你把牙刷當成寶咩？
- In the sense that it fights plaque and gingivitis, 用嚟對抗牙菌膜同牙齦炎嘅話，
It means a great deal to me. 對我嚟講好重要㗎。
- [laughs] you're--hello? [笑] 你——喂？
- There is only one explanation for all of us. 我哋所有人得一個解釋。
Aha! Several disturbances in the stacks. 啊哈！書架上面有幾個擾動。
See? It was an artifact that affected us. 睇到未？係一件文物影響咗我哋。
- All right, well, let's check 'em out 好，咁我哋去睇下
And see if one of them whammyed us into... 睇下有冇一件搞到我哋...
Whammying each other. 互相整蠱。
- We did not whammy each other, okay? 我哋冇互相整蠱，好冇？
And I will prove it, or I will die trying. 我會證明俾你睇，就算死都要做到。
- Where are my shoes? 我對鞋去咗邊？
- Hey, where's steve? 喂，Steve去咗邊？
- Yeah, I don't know. Uh... 係囉，我都唔知。嗯...
I'll call him. He always answers his cell. 我打俾佢。佢成日都聽電話㗎。
[cell phone trilling] [手機鈴聲]
[trilling] [鈴聲]
- That's not good. 唔多妥。
- Nope. No, it's not. 係。真係唔多妥。
- That's a lotta scrabble points. 呢個 Scrabble 分數好高喎。
- It's the genome sequence of the last victim. 係最後一個受害者嘅基因序列。
- Hmm. This doesn't make sense. 嗯。呢個唔合理。
That--that can't be right. I mean, that... 呢——呢個唔可能啱。我意思係，呢...
That's not-- 呢個唔係——
That's not even... - What? 呢個甚至唔係... - 咩話？
- Human. Those are not human dna sequences. 人類。呢啲唔係人類嘅DNA序列。
You know, people, plants, animals-- 你知啦，人、植物、動物——
We're all carbon-based. 我哋都係碳基生物。
Carbon bonded with other elements makes up what we are, 碳同其他元素結合組成我哋嘅身體，
But those gene sequences are silicon-based or... 但呢啲基因序列係矽基或者...
If this is a virus and that's accurate, 如果呢個係病毒而且資料準確，
It's actually changing their dna. 佢真係喺度改變緊佢哋嘅DNA。
- Do you see it? 你睇到未？
- See what? 睇到咩？
- See? It's a pattern. 睇到未？係一個模式。
And it just repeats... 佢不斷重複...
There. There, you see it now. 嗰度。嗰度，你而家睇到啦。
Claudia: No. - Okay. Claudia：唔係。 - 好。
- Whoa. How'd you see that? 嘩！你點睇到㗎？
- Just an old habit from my code-breaking days 只係我喺NSA破解密碼嗰陣嘅老習慣。
At the nsa. - Code. 密碼。
That's computer code. 係電腦編碼。
- Of course! 梗係啦！
It's a computer virus! 係電腦病毒！
- But computer viruses only affect computers. 但電腦病毒只會影響電腦。
They don't affect people. 唔會影響人㗎。
Unless it's super-sized by an artifact. 除非俾文物放大咗。
- We are facing a diabolical nexus of computer science 我哋面對緊一個電腦科學
And genetic engineering run amok 同基因工程失控嘅邪惡結合，
That could threaten the very idea of life as we know it. 可能會威脅到我哋認知中嘅生命概念。
- One of you's got to be in your bedroom. 你哋其中一個一定喺睡房。
Come on. 嚟啦。
Ah, davina, my favorite. 啊，Davina，我最鍾意嘅。
[dance music playing] [跳舞音樂播放]
♪
Oh ha ha. 哈哈。
- Artie! - Hugo! - Artie！ - Hugo！
- Claudia! [Claudia laughing] - Claudia！ [Claudia笑]
- Thank you so much for coming to utah on such short notice. 多謝你咁趕過嚟猶他州。
- What, are you kidding? I'm positively salivating 咩話？你講笑咩？我聽到電腦病毒雜交嘅概念
At a concept of a computer virus hybridization. 已經流晒口水。
And of course I'd do anything for an old friend 當然，為咗一個幫我重新拼好嘅老朋友，
Who put humpty dumpty back together again. 我做乜都得。
[both laughing] [兩人笑]
- Hugo, uh... Let me introduce you to Hugo，嗯...等我介紹
Dr. Calder-- - Vee? Calder博士—— - Vee？
- Hello, huey. 你好，Huey。
- Vee. Vee。
- der plot thickens. 劇情越嚟越複雜。
- I still cannot believe that it's really you. 我仲係唔信真係你。
- Well, it's really me. 真係我嚟㗎。
Look at you. You still have that same jacket. 睇下你。仲著住同一件外套。
- Yeah. Groovy, isn't it? - Yeah. 係呀。好型，係咪？ - 係。
- Never went out of style. - He's a regular fashionista. 永遠唔會過時。 - 佢係個時尚達人。
- Says Artie in the bad jacket. Artie著住件差外套仲好意思講。
- Oh, and you still have a way with the words. 哦，你講嘢仲係咁叻。
- And you had a way with me, vee. 而你以前好叻搞掂我㗎，Vee。
- "cough cough," says Artie and Claudia. Artie同Claudia話：「咳，咳。」
- No, no, it's... - I'm sorry. 唔係，唔係，呢... - 唔好意思。
I'm just surprised as all get out to see vee. 我只係好驚訝見到Vee。
- We started at the Warehouse about the same time. 我哋差唔多同時喺倉庫開始做嘢。
- Remember how we used to hang out in the dark vault, 記唔記得我哋成日喺黑暗嘅金庫度玩，
Play records? 播唱片？
You and me and... 你同我同...
[high-pitched] Mary jane? [高音] Mary Jane？
- What we had an agent named mary jane? I don't-- 我哋有個探員叫Mary Jane？我唔——
- Good god, where did you come from? 天啊，你從邊度走出嚟㗎？
- What? 咩話？
- Dr. Calder, we have another victim. Calder博士，我哋有多一個受害者。
- Tesla 315. Tesla 315。
This is where the first artifact was disturbed. 呢度係第一件文物被擾動嘅地方。
- Yo! Steve-ero! 喂！Steve仔！
- Steve? Steve？
- I don't know. I just-- I think it's a wild-- 我唔知。我只係——我覺得係亂——
[zap] Aah! Jeez! [電擊聲] 哎呀！天啊！
Oh, god! Jeez! 天啊！哎呀！
Ow ow ow! 痛痛痛！
The target coil is still on. 目標線圈仲開緊。
Target practice. That's it. 射擊練習。就係咁。
That's it. We were havin' target practice, remember? 就係咁。我哋之前喺度射擊練習，記得嗎？
- Yes, we were talking. 係，我哋喺度傾偈。
He had just mentioned that he was gay, 佢啱啱講咗佢係同性戀，
And you were being you. 而你仲係咁。
- Oh, my god, you're gay? 天啊，你係同性戀？
Finally! Thank god. 終於！謝天謝地。
There's someone to appreciate all this. 終於有人識欣賞呢啲嘢。
It's a waste of time working out for these people. 為呢班人操練真係浪費時間。
Here, I'll take my shirt off. 嚟，我除衫。
- No! No, thanks. 唔好！唔使，多謝。
- No, hey, anytime, man. 唔使客氣，隨時都得，兄弟。
You know, I spend a lot of time on 你知啦，我花好多時間喺
You know, the guns and pack and, I, you know... 啲槍同裝備度，我，你知啦...
- Pete, I'm really good. I'm good, really. Pete，我真係冇事。我冇事，真係。
- No, dude, I'm straight. It's cool, man. 唔係，兄弟，我係直嘅。冇問題㗎。
Take--take it in. 睇——睇下啦。
- Pete, put your shirt back on. Pete，著返件衫。
- Anytime. 隨時都得。
It's cool. 冇問題㗎。
- The coil's hot. 線圈仲熱。
Would you--would you like to-- 你——你想唔想——
- Yes, thank you. Thank you. 好，多謝。多謝。
[coil humming] [線圈嗡嗡聲]
[Tesla zaps] [Tesla電擊聲]
- Well, not bad if you were trying to miss. 如果你係想射唔中嘅話，都算唔錯。
[blows raspberry] [吹唇聲]
- Firing a ray gun isn't as easy 用射線槍冇電影睇到咁易。
As it looks in the movies. 係，喂，唔係！
- No, hey, no! 電影入面用射線槍好難㗎。
It is very hard to fire ray guns in the movies. 你見過幾多次帝國風暴兵
How many times you see a storm trooper 射中目標？
Hit what he's firing at? 一次都冇。
Not once. 呼！
Hoo! 呼啊！
Hoo-ah! 唔錯喎。
- That's not bad. 呼呼！唔錯？
- Hoo hoo! Not bad? 女人，我技術超勁㗎。
Woman, I got mad skills. 唔使充電咩？
- Don't they need to recharge? Claudia幫佢哋升級咗。
- Well, Claudia gave them an upgrade. 哦。
- Oh. 睇住學啦，新手。
- Watch and learn, rookies. Sha-bam！
Sha-bam! 個架。 - Pete！
- The shelf. - Pete! 攞住嗰個！
Grab that one! 我接到！
- I got it! [呼氣]
- [exhales] 我覺得佢哋係從上面跌落嚟。
- I think they came from up there. 係，所以我哋應該放返上去。
- Yeah, so we should put them back. 聽住，唔好再玩啦。
Listen, no more fooling around. [笑]
- [laughing] [笑]
- [laughs] [忍住笑]
- [stifling laugh] [兩人笑]
[both laughing] [打嗝]
- [hiccup] [兩人笑]
[both laughing] Pete，睇下。
- Pete, look. 我哋真係飲醉咗...
We did get drunk... 有啲似。
Sort of. 唔係，唔係，因為如果我飲醉咗，
- No, no, 'cause if I'd have gotten drunk, 我一定會同人瞓覺。
I'd have slept with somebody. [兩人倒抽一口氣]
[both gasp] 受害者人數增加緊。
- The number of victims are increasing. Hugo，你有冇發現？
Did you find anything, hugo? 有。個電腦病毒真係喺度重寫
- Yes. The computer virus is literally rewriting 呢個女仔嘅DNA。
This young woman's dna. 我可以花成世研究佢嘅影響。
I could spend a lifetime studying its effects. 呢個令我想起
This reminds me of the case D.B. Cooper降落傘嘅案件。
Involving d.B. Cooper's parachute. 哦，嗰單好古怪，
- Oh, that was a weird one, 就算以倉庫標準嚟講都係。
Even by Warehouse standards. 古怪得嚟又精彩，我記得。
- Weird and wonderful as I recall. 我哋有好多嘢要做，Miller探員。
- We have a lot of work to do, agent miller. 嗯，我哋點樣逆轉呢個過程？
Um, how do we reverse this process? 我哋要揾到件文物。
- Well, we have to find the artifact. 如果我哋可以發現
If we can discover 佢點樣令電腦病毒變得可傳播，
How it made the computer virus communicable, 我可以寫個防毒軟件，然後散佈解藥。
I could write an antivirus and we can disseminate a cure. Ta-dah！
Ta-dah! 所以Vee同我會一齊研究，
So, vee and I will put our heads together, 分析佢嘅基因結構，
Analyze its genetic structure, 你同Claudia去睇下個女仔嘅公寓。
You and Claudia check out the young woman's apartment. 或者你會好彩，嗯，
Maybe you'll get lucky and, uh, 揾到關於文物下落嘅線索。
Find a clue as to the artifact's whereabouts. 哦，好。咁都好。
- Oh, that's good. That's fine. 嗯，我覺得你已經掌握到情況。
Um, I think that you've got a firm grip on things here. 所以W.C. Fields嘅雜耍波
- So w.C. Fields' juggling balls 會令你飲醉同暈低。
Make you drunk and pass out. 點解每次有其他文物
- How come every other artifact 都要我打俾我嘅贊助人？
Makes me have to call my sponsor? 好，根據記錄，我哋都擾動咗嗰件。
- Okay, according to the log, we disturbed that one too. Walt Disney嘅畫筆。
Walt disney's paint brush. 嘩。
- Wow. 哦，喂，睇下。
Oh, hey, look. Marilyn Monroe嘅髮刷。
Marilyn monroe's hairbrush. 呢個解釋咗嗰樣嘢。
This explains that. [笑]
- [laughs] Pete？
Pete? 係？
- Yeah? 睇下。
- Look.
Steve's tesla. Steve架Tesla。
[rewinding] [回帶聲]
This is so much cheaper than a salon. 咁樣平過去美容院好多喎。
- Hey, Myka? - 喂，Myka？
- Yeah? - 做咩？
- Look. - 睇吓。
[cartoon sound effects] [卡通音效]
- Where you guys been? - 你哋去咗邊？
What happened to target practice? 射擊練習搞成點？
- ♪ happy birthday - ♪ 生日快樂
♪ mr. Secret service agent ♪ 特工先生
- [blows raspberry] - [吹脷聲]
- Uh, should you guys be touching that? - 喂，你哋掂得呢啲嘢㗎咩？
- Uh-oh, it's the human lie detector. - 哎呀，人肉測謊機嚟喇。
Better not tell a fib. Ooh! 最好唔好講大話。噢！
- Okay, what is this, some sort of a hazing joke, or...? - 好，呢個係咩嚟？玩新人定係點？
- Claudia was right about you, Jinks. - Claudia冇講錯你，Jinks。
You are a poopy-pants. 你正一係個屎忽鬼。
- Have you guys been drinking? - 你哋係咪飲咗酒？
- No! - 冇呀！
- I have not had a single drop of alcohol. - 我一滴酒都冇掂過。
- Jeez! - 嘩！
- Look, Artie told me that rule number one - 喂，Artie話過第一條規矩
Is never playing with the artifacts, 就係唔准玩啲文物，
So why don't we just put these back? 不如我哋放返好佢？
- Stevie, stevie! - Stevie，Stevie！
Steve, you know how the Warehouse is a really big place? Steve，你知唔知Warehouse有幾大？
- Uh-huh. - Like, um... - 嗯。 - 即係呢...
You want to see something really cool? 你想唔想睇啲好正嘅嘢？
- Oh, I don't know. - 哦，我唔知喎。
I think we should probably get back to-- 我覺得我哋應該返去...
- Let's go! - What? - 行啦！ - 吓？
- Come on, mr. Poopy mcpooperson. - 嚟啦，屎忽鬼先生。
We did something to steve. 我哋對Steve做咗啲嘢。
- Something bad. - 唔好嘅嘢。
- Something very bad. - 好唔好嘅嘢。
We have to figure out what it is. 我哋要搞清楚係咩嚟。
[objects crashing] [物件撞擊聲]
- Would a machete help? - 用開山刀得唔得？
Or maybe a chainsaw. 或者電鋸。
After all, this is just a crime scene. 反正呢度都係案發現場。
Okay, you know what? 好，你知唔知？
Okay, you're always there for me, 好，你成日都喺我身邊，
As annoying as that can be, 雖然有時真係好煩，
And that can be pretty annoying. 而且可以好煩。
So how about we change things up 不如我哋調轉吓，
And you let me be there for you for two minutes? 你俾我陪住你兩分鐘？
[sighs] [嘆氣]
Artie? Artie？
Just because hugo and vanessa were an item 就算Hugo同Vanessa喺內戰時期
Back during the civil war 有過一腿，
Does not mean they're getting back together. 都唔代表佢哋會復合。
You and the doc have a good thing going. 你同個醫生發展得幾好㗎。
- What thing? We don't have a thing. - 咩發展？我哋冇嘢㗎。
We have one walk. 只係一齊行過一次路。
And I limped. - Artie... 仲要係我跛住行。 - Artie...
- Claudia, I... - Claudia，我...
Given my line of work 以我嘅工作性質
And my advanced years, 同我呢個年紀，
I had pretty much made peace with the fact 我本來已經接受咗
That I would not find... 我唔會搵到...
[sighs] Romantic companionship. [嘆氣] 愛情。
Love. 真愛。
And then... 但係...
Vanessa. Vanessa出現咗。
And so I started to hope. 所以我開始有希望。
False hope, it would seem. 睇嚟係假希望。
- Artie, it's hope. - Artie，希望就係希望。
How can it be false? 點會係假㗎？
- Uh, yeah. Well, can we just keep looking? - 係囉。不如我哋繼續搵？
Is that all right with you? 你冇問題呀嘛？
- Okay. - 好。
No, not the computer. 唔係，唔係電腦。
No, no, no. 唔好，唔好，唔好。
No, no, no, what do you doing? 唔好，唔好，唔好，你做緊咩？
From where do you think a computer virus 你覺得電腦病毒
Is most likely to originate? 最有可能從邊度嚟？
- Right. That's why you're still alive - 啱喇。所以你先可以
After all these years. 捱到咁多年。
Wait a second. 等陣。
Tiger direct. Tiger Direct。
- Yeah, it's a computer chain store. - 係呀，一間電腦連鎖店。
We passed one on the way here. 我哋嚟嗰陣經過咗一間。
Why? What--what are you doing? 做咩？你...你做緊咩？
- No, don't worry. My laptop's safe. - 唔使擔心，我部手提電腦好安全。
Bingo! I just cross-referenced bank statements 中咗！我啱啱交叉對比咗
From the other five victims. 其他五個受害者嘅銀行紀錄。
They all have credit card charges from tiger direct. 佢哋全部都有Tiger Direct嘅信用卡消費。
- That is bingo. - 真係中咗。
- Time for annie's afternoon yoga. - 又到Annie嘅下午瑜伽時間。
- Tyler! - Tyler！
What the heck were you doing? 你頭先做咩？
- Nothing. I was on my break. - 冇嘢。我休息緊咋。
- You're busted, my brother. - 你死梗喇，兄弟。
Your attitude just wrote one too many checks 你嘅態度已經寫咗太多支票，
Your butt can't cash. 你個屁股兌現唔到㗎。
- Whoa, uh, excuse me, mr. Shreve, - 喂，唔好意思，Shreve先生，
But you can't fire me. 你炒唔到我㗎。
- I just cleared it with h.R. - 我啱啱同人事部傾掂咗。
Enjoy your break... 慢慢享受你嘅休息...
Forever. 永遠。
I.E., you're fired. 即係你被炒咗。
- Oh, fine. - 哦，好。
And you know, 同埋你知唔知，
Only total jerkwads say "I.E." 得啲正契弟先會講「即係」。
Aah! 呀！
- We need to speak to the employee - 我哋要同整呢啲電腦嘅員工
That serviced these computers. 傾吓偈。
- Uh, these are all in-home calls. - 呢啲全部都係上門服務。
When it's a home computer, 如果係家用電腦，
We send out one of our tiger-nicians. 我哋會派Tiger技師出去。
Oh, this explains a lot. 哦，呢個解釋到好多嘢。
Tyler struhl. Tyler Struhl。
- Tyler struhl's one of your--one of your-- - Tyler Struhl係你哋嘅...你哋嘅...
- Tiger-nician. - Tiger技師。
- And he repaired these computers - 佢整過呢啲電腦，
And he's here right now? Can we talk to him? 佢而家喺度？我哋可唔可以同佢傾吓？
- I just fired him. - 我啱啱炒咗佢。
He was totally not tiger material. 佢完全唔係Tiger嘅材料。
He just left. 佢啱啱走咗。
- What are you do-- - 你做緊咩...
Oh, right. Okay, go. - I'm on it. 哦，係。好，去啦。 - 我去追。
- Yeah, go, go, go. - 係，去啦，去啦，去啦。
- He was hacking computers. - 佢係黑客嚟㗎。
He was spying on girls 佢偷窺啲女仔，
Like some techno peeping tom. 好似個科技偷窺狂咁。
- Only female victims. - 得女受害者。
- Perv. - 變態佬。
Hope I never see his face again. 希望以後都唔好再見到佢。
- Attention, tiger direct shoppers. - 各位Tiger Direct顧客請注意。
- What the-- - 搞咩...
- Let's play 20 questions. - That's him. - 我哋玩20個問題。 - 係佢。
- Question one. - 第一條問題。
Does the store manager, colin shreve, 店經理Colin Shreve
Make his repairmen use old fiber optic cables 係咪叫啲維修員用舊光纖，
While he sells the new ones on the side to make cash? 自己就偷偷賣新嘅賺錢？
Answer: Oh, yes. 答案：係。
- Little bastard. - 呢個仆街仔。
- Question two. - 第二條問題。
Is colin banging lydia in cell phones? Colin係咪同手機部嘅Lydia有一腿？
Answer: Yes again. 答案：又係。
Question 2a. 問題2a。
Does lydia's boyfriend, carl, Lydia個男朋友Carl
Over in digital cameras know about it? 喺數碼相機部知唔知？
He does now. 佢而家知喇。
-what? - 吓？
- How is he still in the system? - 點解佢仲入到系統？
I already changed the password. 我已經改咗密碼㗎喇。
And the last question. 最後一條問題。
Does anybody mind shopping in the dark? 有冇人介意摸黑買嘢？
I don't care, losers! 我唔理你哋，輸家！
[laughs] [笑聲]
[taps keyboard] [敲鍵盤聲]
[pendant humming] [吊墜嗡嗡聲]
- Oh, my god. - 天啊。
It's beautiful. 好靚。
Look at it. 你睇吓。
- Look. Look at it. - 睇吓。你睇吓。
Shut your eyes right now. 即刻合埋眼。
[light tendrils zapping] [光線射擊聲]
Ah! Neat! 呀！好正！
- Are you all right? - 你冇事呀嘛？
- Yes. What is it with the eyes? - 冇事。對眼有咩關係？
- The eyes are the windows to the soul, - 對眼係靈魂之窗，
But I think also dna. 但我諗都係DNA。
- Brilliant! - 好聰明！
The optical nerve must act like a coaxial cable, 視覺神經一定好似同軸電纜咁，
Downloading the virus directly through the visual cortex. 直接透過視覺皮層下載病毒。
- Yeah. - 係。
- At least that's what it feels like. - 至少感覺係咁。
Oh, my. 哎呀。
It appears I have once again 我似乎又睇咗
Looked upon something I oughtn't have. 唔應該睇嘅嘢。
- Yep. - 係。
- Lock these doors, officer. - 鎖咗呢啲門，警官。
- What? Why? Who the heck are you? - 吓？點解？你係邊位？
- Lock 'em. - 鎖門。
Excuse me, everyone, may I have your attention, please? 唔好意思，各位，可唔可以聽我講？
My name is dr. Vanessa calder. 我係Vanessa Calder醫生。
I work for the center for disease control. 我喺疾病控制中心工作。
We have a situation here in the store, 呢間舖頭而家有個情況，
And for your own safety, 為咗你哋嘅安全，
I can't let anyone leave here right now. 我唔可以俾任何人離開。
This is calder. 呢度係Calder。
Code november. November代碼。
We have a potential outbreak. 可能有疫情爆發。
[code beeps, doors unlocking] [代碼聲，門鎖解開]
[sirens whoop] [警報聲]
[man shouting] [男人大叫]
- I tossed tyler's apartment. - 我搜咗Tyler嘅屋。
There's nothing in there, including tyler. 入面乜都冇，包括Tyler。
Are you okay? 你冇事呀嘛？
- Yeah, I'm... We're fine. - 我冇事...我哋冇事。
We're fine. 我哋冇事。
We need... [whispers] the artifact, 我哋要... [細聲] 件文物，
So find him, all right? 所以搵到佢，好嗎？
- Wait, wait, Artie, - 等陣，等陣，Artie，
I've been looking over the code he used 我睇過佢入侵時用嘅程式碼，
When he hacked in, and to hack in, 佢入侵嗰陣，
He used what's called a battering ram. 用咗一種叫撞門程式嘅嘢。
It just smashes through any firewall. 乜嘢防火牆都擋唔住佢。
It's as nasty as I've ever seen. 呢個係我見過最惡毒嘅病毒。
This guy's really good. 呢條友真係好叻。
- Yeah, all right, just... - 係，好喇，只係...
Anybody here know 有冇人知道
Where would tyler struhl go other than home? Tyler Struhl 除咗返屋企仲會去邊？
- He likes this coffee shop at fifth and archer - 佢鍾意去第五街同阿切爾街交界嗰間咖啡店
To pick up girls. 媾女。
- How do you know that? - 你點知㗎？
- I... - 我...
- I'm already there. - 我已經到咗。
- Vanessa. - Vanessa。
How you doing, hugo? 你點呀，Hugo？
- I am doing just fine. - 我幾好。
I am construct-- 我正喺度整緊...
I am constructing an antivirus, 我正喺度整緊一個防毒軟件，
And as soon as we have that artifact... 只要我哋攞到嗰件神器...
That's your department, Artie. 嗰個係你負責嘅，Artie。
We should be able to cure everyone afflicted. 我哋應該可以醫好所有受感染嘅人。
- That's great. Thanks. - 太好喇。唔該晒。
- Based on the rate of deterioration - 根據之前啲受害者
Of the previous victims, 嘅惡化速度，
Everyone in this store has less than six hours to live, 呢間舖入面每個人得返唔夠六個鐘頭命，
Including hugo. 包括Hugo。
- This is the last place to record - 呢度係最後一個
An artifact disturbance. 記錄到神器干擾嘅地方。
Richard nixon's shoes are gone. Richard Nixon 對鞋唔見咗。
- So, I don't know. Maybe I put 'em on - 所以，我都唔知。可能我著咗佢
So I could lie to steve without him knowing. 咁我就可以呃Steve而佢又唔知。
- We have to find them. - 我哋一定要搵返佢哋。
And none of these-- 而呢啲都唔--
None of these explain what happened between us. 呢啲都解釋唔到我哋之間發生過嘅事。
- Look, we aren't the first platonic friends - 睇吓，我哋唔係第一對柏拉圖式朋友
To ever get wasted and end up in bed together. 飲大咗之後搞埋一齊。
- I would never do that! I... - 我絕對唔會咁做！我...
God, I don't think of you that way. 天啊，我冇咁樣諗過你。
- And I don't think of you that way, either. - 我都冇咁樣諗過你。
It's just you're my partner 只係你係我拍檔
And--and--and my best friend, okay? 同埋--同埋--同埋我最好嘅朋友，明唔明？
Nothing's gonna change that, 冇嘢可以改變呢一點，
Not even us having sex and forgetting about it, okay? 就算我哋上過床然後唔記得咗都唔會，明唔明？
So just, let's-- let's just forget about it. 所以，不如我哋--我哋忘記佢啦。
Deal? 好冇？
- Deal. - 好。
- All right. - 好喇。
Okay. 好。
- I found steve. - 我搵到Steve喇。
[rewinding] [回帶]
[snickering] [偷笑]
- Wow, what is this place? - 嘩，呢度係邊度嚟㗎？
- This is the bronze sector, - 呢度係青銅區，
Where we...Bronze stuff. 我哋喺度...處理青銅嘢。
- Mykes! Mykes! Oh, my god, have you seen 'em? - Mykes！Mykes！天啊，你有冇見到佢哋？
- Where are they? - I can't find 'em. - 佢哋喺邊？ - 我搵唔到佢哋。
- Can't find what? - I put some shoes in here. - 搵唔到咩？ - 我放咗啲鞋喺呢度。
- He has some favorite shoes. - 佢有對好鍾意嘅鞋。
- My favorite shoes. - 我最鍾意嘅鞋。
- Uh, those? - 吓，嗰對？
- We were looking. - 我哋搵緊。
You found 'em! 你搵到佢哋喇！
- You found my shoes! - 你搵到我對鞋喇！
- You are so smart. - Dude! - 你真係好聰明。 - 喂！
That is amazing! Aah! 太神奇喇！呀！
- Okay, you want me to get 'em? - 好，你想我幫你拎佢哋？
- Sure, would you? - 好呀，麻煩你？
That's so awesome of you. 你真係太好喇。
Whoo-hoo! 嗚呼！
- What is this? - 呢啲係咩嚟㗎？
- We missed. We missed. - 我哋射歪咗。我哋射歪咗。
- Hey, what is this, man? It's not cool. - 喂，呢啲係咩嚟㗎，大佬？一啲都唔好玩。
- Don't worry, dude. You'll thank me. - 唔使擔心，老友。你會多謝我。
- Why? - Because... - 點解？ - 因為...
Both: Probably not! 兩人：應該唔會！
- Ooh! - 噢！
- Oh! - 噢！
- Oh, I should have told him to smile. - 噢，我應該叫佢笑㗎。
- That's okay. I'll take a picture. - 冇所謂。我影相就得。
- Okay. - Okay. - 好。 - 好。
Okay. 好。
Okay, now do me. 好，而家輪到我。
- Okay. - Okay. - 好。 - 好。
- [laughing] - [笑]
- Okay, let's change him back. - 好，我哋幫佢變返原狀。
- Okay. - 好。
Mm-hmm. 嗯哼。
[whirring] [轉動聲]
What's that? 乜嘢嚟㗎？
- It's a spit lock. - A what? - 係口水鎖。 - 乜話？
- It reads the dna in your spit. - 佢會讀取你口水入面嘅DNA。
- Cool. - 好叻。
- [spits] - [吐口水]
- [female computer voice speaking] - [女性電腦語音]
Sample two denied. 樣本二被拒絕。
- Let's do it together. - 我哋一齊做。
Let's try it together. 我哋一齊試吓。
- I--oh-- [both spit] - 我--噢-- [兩人吐口水]
- Denied, denied, denied. - 拒絕，拒絕，拒絕。
- Oh, I got it in my hair. - 噢，整到我啲頭髮。
- Dna! - DNA！
I knew there was a reason I had his toothbrush, 我知點解我會留起佢把牙刷，
And I am so glad it wasn't the reason I thought. 好彩唔係我諗嗰個原因。
- Does anybody mind shopping in the dark? - 有冇人介意摸黑買嘢？
Answer... 答案...
- [coughing] - [咳嗽]
- Hugo? - Hugo？
You all right? 你冇事呀嘛？
- Uh...Ahem. - 呃...咳。
[coughing] [咳嗽]
Thank you. 唔該。
Oh. 噢。
Seems I'm about to give new meaning 睇嚟我快要為
To the phrase "dirt nap." 「長眠」呢個詞賦予新意義。
- You're not gonna die, hugo. - 你唔會死㗎，Hugo。
We're gonna--we're gonna figure this thing out. 我哋會--我哋會諗辦法解決呢件事。
- I know. - 我知道。
I've got a lot to live for. 我仲有好多嘢值得活下去。
You know, when I was in the sanitarium, 你知唔知，我喺療養院嗰陣，
I apparently drew the same picture every single day. 我每日都畫同一幅畫。
I found one of them in my wallet 舊年你幫我恢復心智之後，
After you restored my mind last year. 我喺銀包度搵到其中一幅。
Ahem. 咳。
There. 就係呢幅。
Huh. 哈。
So much time lost. 浪費咗咁多時間。
If I had it all back, 如果我可以攞返晒啲時間，
I'd spend every second of it with her. 我會每一秒都用嚟陪佢。
- You'd be a fool not to. - 你唔咁做就係蠢。
- Oh. - 噢。
Did you ever find someone, Artie? Artie，你有冇搵到過一個人？
- emet. - Emet。
- Oh. I didn't realize you were homosexual. - 噢。我唔知你係同性戀添。
Uh, are you what they call a bear? 呃，你係咪佢哋講嘅熊型男？
- No, I don't mean emmett, the man. - 唔係，我唔係講Emmett嗰個人。
I'm talking about "emet." 我係講緊「Emet」。
Look, emet, the hebrew word for "truth." 睇吓，Emet，係希伯來文，意思係「真理」。
It's on his necklace. 佢條頸鏈上面有呢個字。
- What does it mean? - 呢個代表咩意思？
- It means that what we are facing - 意思係我哋面對緊嘅
Is the artifact that's behind the jewish myth 係猶太神話中
Of the golem. 魔像背後嘅神器。
16th century prague, 十六世紀嘅布拉格，
The rabbi judah loew Judah Loew 拉比
Wanted to save the jews of the ghetto from pogroms, 想拯救猶太區嘅猶太人免受屠殺，
And so he constructed-- 所以佢整咗--
He created a creature-- a golem-- 佢創造咗一個生物--一個魔像--
Hugo, entirely made of clay. Hugo，完全由黏土造成。
And he put the word emet, truth, 佢將Emet呢個字，即係真理，
On the golem's forehead to bring it to life. 放喺魔像嘅額頭上面令佢活過來。
- Animating the inanimate. - 令無生命嘅嘢有生命。
- And I think maybe the necklace - 而我諗可能係條頸鏈
Is making the computer virus come to life 令電腦病毒活過來，
Exactly the same as the golem. 同魔像一模一樣。
Somehow, I think that the myth 唔知點解，我諗個神話
And the virus got mixed up together, 同個病毒溝埋一齊，
So that when he uses the virus 所以當佢用個病毒
On people's computers... 入侵人哋嘅電腦...
- It turned them to clay. - 就會將佢哋變成黏土。
Well thought out, Artie. 諗得好，Artie。
- It's the necklace. - 係條頸鏈。
- I got him. - 我捉到佢。
- Oh, my god. - 天啊。
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - 喂，喂，喂，喂！
What the hell are you doing? 你喺度做乜鳩嘢？
- Oh, my god! He's got a gun! - 天啊！佢有槍！
- Take it easy, colin. - 放鬆啲，Colin。
- No. Whatever this is, - 唔得。無論呢件事係咩，
I am not gonna die from it. 我都唔會因為佢而死。
Something in here is making us sick, 呢度有啲嘢令我哋病，
And you are keeping us in here with it. 而你仲要困住我哋喺度。
- This is for your own safety. - No, careful, careful. - 呢個係為咗你安全。 - 唔好，小心，小心。
- I'll decide what's safe for me. - 我自己決定咩對我嚟講安全。
- Use your tesla. - 用你個Tesla。
- Claudia's got it. - Brilliant. - Claudia拎咗。 - 好叻。
- Colin, I can't let you leave. - Colin，我唔可以俾你走。
- I'll shoot you. - 我會開槍射你。
- You'll have to. - 你一定要咁做。
- Now the doctor's got it! - 而家個醫生拎咗佢！
- We've gotta get out of here! - 我哋一定要離開呢度！
- He's right. We're gonna all get out of here. - 佢講得啱。我哋全部人都會離開呢度。
- The virus is mutating. - 個病毒正在變異。
- It can be transmitted person to person. - 可以人傳人。
- It's organic. - Obviously. - 佢係有機嘅。 - 好明顯。
- We can't let it get out of this store. - 我哋唔可以俾佢走出呢間舖。
- No, no, no. - 唔好，唔好，唔好。
[panicked shouting in background] [背景中驚慌叫喊]
[rock music] [搖滾音樂]
♪
- Unh! - 嗯！
- [gasping] - [喘氣]
- Help! - 救命！
Help! 救命！
- Let us out! - Everybody calm down! - 放我哋出去！ - 大家冷靜啲！
[machine gun fire] [機槍聲]
Drop the weapon! 放低武器！
Now! - Okay. All right. 即刻！ - 好。好喇。
I'm dropping it. 我放低佢。
- Step away from the door! - 離開道門！
- [coughing] - [咳嗽]
- This mutation's working much faster. - 呢次變異快好多。
- It's getting hard to breathe. 開始抖唔到氣喇。
Okay. 好。
I'm a big enough girl to admit 我夠膽認
I'm a little scared. 我有啲驚。
- We need the artifact. - 我哋要嗰件文物。
- I know, I know, - 我知，我知，
But she said she's got him. She's gonna be here. 但佢話搞掂咗佢。佢就嚟到。
You've got to finish the antivirus. 你要整好個防毒軟件。
You gotta do it now. - All right, I'll get on it. 你而家就要做。 - 好，我即刻搞。
- Hang on, hang on. - 等等，等等。
- [coughing] - [咳]
- [grunting] - [呻吟]
[gasping] [喘氣]
Damn it. [gasps] 頂。 [吸氣]
- Why are you chasing me? - 你做咩追我？
- I'm not chasing you. I'm falling to my death. - 我冇追你。我係跌緊落去死。
Pull me up! 拉我上去！
[panting] [喘氣]
Thank you. 唔該。
- All I did I was hack a few p.C.S - 我只係 hack 咗幾部電腦
To try and catch a little skin show. That's it. 想睇吓啲嘢咋。就係咁。
- For all I care, - 我唔理，
You can be the biggest cyber hacker since... 你可以係自...我之後最大嘅網絡黑客。
Me. 我。
But I need that necklace, okay? 但我需要嗰條頸鏈，明唔明？
It's dangerous. 好危險㗎。
- What are you talking about? - 你講緊乜嘢？
- I don't know how to explain it to you, - 我唔知點同你解釋，
But it's... It's hurting people. 但佢...佢整親人。
- It's nothing. - 冇嘢㗎。
It's a thing that my great uncle gave me 係我舅公俾我
To ward off evil spirits. 用嚟驅邪㗎。
- Okay. Well, it doesn't so much ward them off - 好。但佢唔係驅邪
As invite them over for a play date. 而係請佢哋嚟玩。
- Well, I didn't mean for anybody to get hurt. - 我冇諗過會整親人㗎。
- Well, give me the necklace and maybe we can fix it. - 咁俾條頸鏈我，或者我哋可以搞掂佢。
- But why would we bronze steve? - 但點解要搞 Steve？
- I mean, sure, he's a boy scout - 我意思係，佢係個童子軍
With no sense of humor, right? 冇乜幽默感，係咪？
But we've got nazis in here. 但呢度有納粹分子喎。
- It explains the toothbrush, - 咁解釋到牙刷，
But not how we wound up in bed together. 但解釋唔到我哋點樣會一齊瞓咗喺床。
[rewinding] [倒帶]
- Pete, remember? - Pete，記唔記得？
That thingy--that thingy with the juggle balls said 嗰個...嗰個玩雜耍波嘅嘢話
That the juggle balls make you drunk and black out, 雜耍波會令你飲醉同斷片，
And when you black out, 而當你斷片，
You forget things, don't you? 你就會唔記得嘢，係咪？
- Oh, my god! - 天啊！
Holy crap, wendy! 頂你，Wendy！
Oh, my god! 天啊！
You are so right! 你講得啱！
Oh! If we don't remember what happened to mr. Poopy-pants, 噢！如果我哋唔記得 Mr. Poopy-pants 發生咩事，
He could be lost in there forever. 佢可能會永遠困喺嗰度。
- Quick! Take off all your clothes! - 快！除晒你啲衫！
- What? - Take 'em off. - 吓？ - 除咗佢。
- Okay, but sometimes when big-- - 好，但有時大...
When big Pete drives drunk, 大 Pete 醉駕嗰陣，
Little Pete doesn't always stay on the road. 細 Pete 唔係成日都跟到條路。
- Ah. - 啊。
- Ohh! - 噢！
- Just waking up together wouldn't be enough. - 就咁一齊起身唔夠。
We got into bed naked 我哋剝光豬上床
So it would look like we slept together. 咁樣睇落似我哋瞓過。
- Something that would never... - 啲永遠唔會...
- Ever happen. - 發生嘅事。
Something that I knew I wouldn't rest 啲我知道唔會安樂
Until I proved it was false. 直到我證明佢係假嘅事。
- Which would hopefully get us to retrace our steps. - 咁樣應該可以令我哋重溫返做過嘅嘢。
- And lead us back down here. - 帶我哋返落嚟呢度。
Ready? 準備好未？
[bronzer beeps] [曬燈機響]
- Computer voice: Agent Nielsen identified. - 電腦聲：確認探員 Nielsen。
[whirring] [轉動聲]
- What was that? - 咩嚟㗎？
What did you guys do to me? What happened? 你哋對我做咗啲乜？發生咩事？
- [laughs] what are you talkin' about? - [笑] 你講緊乜嘢？
- Where the hell have you been, Jinks? - 你死咗去邊呀，Jinks？
Shouldn't you be at target practice? 你唔係應該喺度練靶咩？
- I'm actually disappointed in you, steve. - 我對你好失望呀，Steve。
- Shame, shame, shame. - 羞家，羞家，羞家。
Slacker! 懶鬼！
- Z-v...
26...
V-8...
Z-26. Z-26。
[groans] [呻吟]
- What's the matter? - 做咩事？
Hugo, you gotta keep working. Hugo，你要繼續做。
We need the antivirus. 我哋要個防毒軟件。
- Artie, I can't see. - Artie，我睇唔到嘢。
- Oh, my god. All right, all right. - 天啊。好，好。
If you could just-- you tell me what to do. 如果你可以...你話我知點做。
- Uh...Uh... - 嗯...嗯...
Artie, Artie, I need you to tell vanessa something. Artie，Artie，我要你同 Vanessa 講啲嘢。
- You can tell her yourself when you cure her. - 你醫好佢之後自己同佢講啦。
Just tell me what to type. 淨係話我知打咩字。
- All right, z-x... - Yes, yes. - 好，z-x... - 係，係。
- Slash... - Slash. - 斜線... - 斜線。
- V-37... - V-37. - V-37... - V-37。
[Farnsworth buzzing] [Farnsworth 響]
- I'm here. I have the necklace. - 我到咗。我有條頸鏈。
How do I get this to you? 點樣俾你？
- Hold on. I'm coming. - 等等。我嚟緊。
Throw it at the window! 掉去個窗度！
- What--why? - 做咩...點解？
It'll just bounce right-- 佢會彈返轉頭...
- Claudia, just do it. - Claudia，照做啦。
- How's your fastball? - 你掟波叻唔叻？
- Now! - 而家！
- Great. Come on. - 好。嚟啦。
- I got it. - 我接到。
- How? How did you get it? - 點樣？你點樣接到㗎？
- Got it through the window. - 由個窗掟入嚟。
I used the inkwell of francois villon, 我用咗 Francois Villon 嘅墨水瓶，
15th century poet and thief. 15世紀詩人兼賊仔。
Bad poet, great thief. 廢詩人，好賊仔。
It doesn't matter. Is the code finished? 唔緊要。個程式碼搞掂未？
- Yes, it's finished. - 搞掂咗。
Just hit "enter." 撳 "enter" 就得。
It'll disseminate the antivirus. 佢會散播個防毒軟件。
But, Artie, curing that many people at once, 但 Artie，一次過醫咁多人，
There's no telling what'll happen 冇人知會發生咩事
To the person wearing the artifact. 俾戴住件文物嗰個人。
- You're absolutely right. - 你講得啱。
Take care of her, hugo. 照顧好佢，Hugo。
- Right. - 好。
[computer beeps] [電腦響]
- Everyone, look-- look at the screens. - 各位，睇...睇個屏幕。
[light tendrils crackling] [光線噼啪聲]
- [relieved sigh] - [鬆口氣]
- Artie...[laughs] - Artie...[笑]
You did it! 你做到喇！
- Artie. - Artie。
Artie. Artie。
- Is this heaven? - 呢度係天堂？
I guess not. 應該唔係。
[siren wails] [警笛響]
- He didn't know about the virus, Artie. - 佢唔知有病毒㗎，Artie。
- Artie! Claudia! It's all good! - Artie！Claudia！冇事喇！
Vee talked to the hospital. Vee 打過電話去醫院。
The young woman is fine. 個後生女仔冇事。
- Oh, great. - 噢，好。
- Huh? - That's wonderful. - 吓？ - 太好喇。
- Do we make a team? - We do. - 我哋係咪好拍檔？ - 係。
- All right. - Yeah. - 好。 - 係。
[laughs] [笑]
- So you got plans now? - 咁你而家有咩計劃？
You're--you're probably goin' back to eureka. 你...你可能會返 Eureka。
- Eureka? No. - Eureka？唔會。
I think I've had just about enough of that town. 我諗我對嗰個小鎮已經夠晒。
- [laughing] - She spent some time there. - [笑] - 佢喺嗰度住過一排。
- Every week, something seems to go boom. - 每個禮拜都好似有啲嘢爆炸。
I mean, I think I'm gonna look for something 我諗我會搵啲
A little more sedate, 靜啲嘅，
A little more peaceful. 和平啲嘅。
- Well, I hope you're happy. - 希望你開心。
- I know I'll be happy. Was this fun? Aah! - 我知我會開心。呢次好玩嗎？啊！
- It was...Something. - 都...幾特別。
- Aw. See you, hugo. - 噢。再見，Hugo。
- [sighs] - [嘆氣]
- Hey. - 喂。
- What? Oh. - 咩？噢。
Hi. 嗨。
- Hi. - 嗨。
- Yeah, I know. - 係，我知。
I...I... 我...我...
I figured. 我估到。
Uh, listen, I know that we had dinner plans, 呃，聽住，我知我哋約咗食飯，
But I hope 但我希望
That you know I wish you and hugo nothing but the best. 你知道我祝你同 Hugo 一切順利。
Well, certainly, if I'm wishing him the best, 當然，如果我祝佢好，
I'm wishing him you, 我就係祝你同佢一齊，
Because... 因為...
- No, no, no. - 唔，唔，唔。
When I said I have to go, 我話我要走嗰陣，
I mean, I have to go home. 我意思係我要返屋企。
I'm going to atlanta. 我要去 Atlanta。
- What? But...You and hugo are-- - 吓？但...你同 Hugo 係...
- No, we are not. - 唔，我哋唔係。
We were. 我哋以前係。
Artie, when hugo looks at me, he... Artie，當 Hugo 望住我，佢...
He sees this girl. 佢見到呢個女仔。
This young girl, 呢個後生女仔，
She lives inside of me somewhere, 佢住喺我身體入面某個地方，
But, you know, she's just a small part of me now. 但你知道，佢而家只係我嘅一小部分。
When you look at me, you see me. 當你望住我，你見到嘅係我。
[soft music] [柔和音樂]
♪
You, sir, owe me a dinner. 先生，你欠我一餐飯。
A very nice dinner. 一餐好好嘅飯。
- Eee! - 咦！
- Hey, look, like I said to that girl, - 喂，睇吓，我同嗰個女仔講過，
I never meant to hurt anybody, all right? 我從來冇諗過要整親人，明唔明？
So, you know, maybe there could be some consideration, 所以，你知道，或者可以考慮吓，
Like, um, not sending me to jail. 例如，唔好送我去坐監。
- Take it easy, kid. - 放鬆啲，細路。
Somebody wants to talk to you. 有人想同你傾偈。
Maybe we can find a solution to your legal troubles. 或者我哋可以搵到解決你法律問題嘅方法。
- Who, like a lawyer or something? - 邊個，好似律師嗰啲？
- Somethin'. - 有啲嘢。
- Hey, man, are you a cop or not? - 喂，老友，你到底係咪差人？
- Used to be. - 以前係。
In another life. 上輩子嘅事。
[door opens] [門打開]
- Hello there, tyler. - 你好呀，Tyler。
I hear you're very good with computers. 聽講你好叻電腦嘢。
Use the siren, marcus. 開警號，Marcus。
Our employer is quite anxious 我哋老闆好心急
To meet with tyler here. 想喺呢度見Tyler。
[siren wailing] [警號響]
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